i burnt my forehead cause i’m a fuckin idiot

how do i get popular on tumblr



getting into a relationship may seem tempting but so was getting on the titanic and look what happened there

(Source: krawks)



i guess when i am sad i should always remember: i gain weight my in butt and breasts first. 



only thing i get excited about anymore is when i have a new issue on nationstates.com



anyone with a tongue ring = a bit off